The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.

Without "Louie Louie" a symphony is not quite so grand.

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.

She use to knock me out until her face broke out.

The soul of our music, The Monkees' music, lies somewhere inbetween the 1 1/2 , the 2 1/2, the 3 3/4 and th giant C-major chord on the piano!

I ain't the type for begging, I am not the type to plead. If she don't change those evil ways, I'm gonna make her bleed.