Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.

Actually, I don't get to do it (watch 5 or so news shows) every day, but I manage to do it at least 5 times a week. And the rest of the time I'm doing interviews. I do an amazing amount of interviews.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

I don't think there's a problem. First of all, I don't think music turns people into social liabilities. Because you hear a lyric

It is always advisable to be a loser if you cannot become a winner

You can't escape the puking sphinx.

Fact of the matter is, there is no hip world, there is no straight world. There's a world, you see which has people in it who believe a variety of different things.