Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.

I think that if you use the so-called "strong words" you'll get your point across faster and you can save a lot of beating around the bush. Why are people afraid of words? Sometimes the dumbest thing that gets said makes the point for you.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

Drugs will turn you into your parents.

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.