Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.

Unbind your mind, there is no time.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

Find her, blind her, see who designed her. Act like a dummy until you grind her.

Find you a bridge and take a jump. Just make certain you do it right the first time, cause nothing's worse than a suicide chump.

If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine - but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you've been bad or good - and CARES about any of it - to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.