Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple; you're going to be as smart as God." We can't have that.

The whiskers sticking up from underneath his pancake makeup, and yet he was a beautiful lady.

We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.

The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an extreme, right wing, tiny bunch of individuals.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

When they dumped all these people out of the insane asylums they didn't all go sleep in the street. Some of them moved into suburbia, and started writing postcards to the FCC.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.