I write the music I like. If other people like it, fine, they can go buy the albums. And if they don't like it, there's always Michael Jackson for them to listen to.

Whatever you have to do to have a good time, let's get on with it, so long as it doesn't cause a murder.

Elvis has left the building to climb up that heavenly stair. So what if he looks like a wart-hog in heat?

The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay.

We was on our way to fame, got matching suits and Beatle boots.

Their stupidity does not amaze me, its when they're smart that amazes me. It's baffling whenever you find someone who's smart - incredible. Soon you'll have zoos for such things.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.