Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.

Nobody looks good bent over. Especially to pick up a check.

He likes to flirt with all the boys in the class.

Elmer has the mentality of approximately one peanut.

The more boring a child is, the more the parents, when showing off the child, receive adulation for being good parents — because they have a tame child-creature in their house.

Everything on this planet has something to do with music. Music functions in the realm of sculptured air.

The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.