Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

Call any vegetable and the chances are good that the vegetable will respond to you.

People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble.

It's a despicable thing to share your personal inner torment for money.

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

So much gets lost in the translation. Even if you sat there listening to it with a microscope, there's no way you're gonna find out what it means.