The kerosene record player is not a very efficient device.

We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

The FCC extorts broadcasters by threatening to take away their licenses for infringements which are usually the result of complaints from an extreme, right wing, tiny bunch of individuals.

He just got in the car, but the batteries dead. So he asks to use the phone and she gives him some head.

Hey, let's get serious... God knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here And the book says: 'He made us all to be just like Him', So... If we're dumb... Then God is dumb... (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)

I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.