Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

Why doncha come on over to the house and I'll show 'em to ya?

Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.

Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?

The crux of the biscuit is: If it entertains you, fine. Enjoy it. If it doesn't, then blow it out your ass. I do it to amuse myself. If I like it, I release it. If somebody else likes it, that's a bonus.