If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.

Wowie zowie, love me do. Wowie zowie, and I'll love you, too.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

I think you should leave it up to the parent, because not all parents want to keep their children totally ignorant.

Scientists believe that the universe is made of hydrogen because they claim it's the most plentiful ingredient. I claim that the most plentiful ingredient is stupidity.

Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.

I'm in a big dilemma about my Big-Leg Emma.