The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

who are the brain police?

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances.