Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

The language and concepts contained herein are guaranteed not to cause eternal torment in the place where the guy with the horns and pointed stick conducts his business

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.

Gave my money all to you, took my watch and pawned it, too.

Schools train people to be ignorant, with style. They give you the equipment that you need to be a functional ignoramus. American schools* do not equip you to deal with things like logic; they don't give you the criteria by which to judge between good and bad in any medium or format; and they prepare you to be a usable victim for military-industrial complex that needs manpower.