Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere-with a stick, or with your hands-which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.

I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.

The most important thing in art is The Frame. For painting: literally; for other arts: figuratively - because without this humble appliance, you can't know where The Art stops and The Real World begins.

I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.

Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.

There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?