These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.

One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.

The richest people in the world aren't particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren't particularly smart or rich.… That leaves me making music. But we can't talk about that.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

Two things are universal: Hydrogen and stupidity