These girls wouldn't let just anybody spew on their vital parts, they wanted a guy from a group with a big hit song on the charts.

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.

If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.

There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

The minute you use the drugs, and you do something that interferes with the life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness of the guy next door, you're a criminal, and you ought to be punished for that especially if you're in a position where your actions could affect large numbers of people. Being a doctor, a legislator, a judge, an airline pilot, where somebody's life depends on you.