You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
I knew Jimi (Hendrix) and I think that the best thing you could say about Jimi was: there was a person who shouldn't use drugs.
Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.
Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet.
Moving to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
I want a horny little Jewish princess.