While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.

There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Accustomed as I am to public speaking, I know the futility of it.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes