The best bet you get is an even break.

Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow-- Here's to the Fourth and our country forever.

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.