The best bet you get is an even break.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.

Conscience: A small, still voice that makes minority reports.