The best bet you get is an even break.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything.