The best bet you get is an even break.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

The rich man has his motorcar, His country and his town estate, He smokes a fifty-cent cigar And jeers at Fate. He frivols through the livelong day, He knows not Poverty, her pinch. His lot seems light, his heart seems gay; He has a cinch. Yet though my lamp burns low and dim, Though I must slave for livelihood- Think you that I would change with him? You bet I would!