As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

We have nothing in our history or position to invite aggression; we have everything to beckon us to the cultivation of relations of peace and amity with all nations.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.