Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
Franklin P. AdamsThere are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
Franklin P. AdamsThere is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.
Franklin P. Adams