Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.