Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.