The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

While the work or play is on, it is a lot of fun if while you are doing one you don't constantly feel that you ought to be doing the other.

If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door.

Christmas is over and Business is Business.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!