The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.

Too much truth is uncouth.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.

Christmas is over and Business is Business.