Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar.

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.