Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow-- Here's to the Fourth and our country forever.

If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door.