In the order named, these are the hardest to control - wine, women and song.

Chaos breeds life, while order breeds success.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

The best bet you get is an even break.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.