You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

The best bet you get is an even break.

Accustomed as I am to public speaking, I know the futility of it.