Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.