Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.

Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything.

Accustomed as I am to public speaking, I know the futility of it.