Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow-- Here's to the Fourth and our country forever.

When a man you like switches from what he said a year ago, or 4 years ago, he is a broad-minded person who has courage enough to change his mind with changing conditions. When a man you don't like does it, he is a liar who has broken his promises.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.