You do not know what you can miss before you try.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.