I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

These are the saddest of possible words, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. Trio of Bear Cubs fleeter than birds, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble, Making a Giant hit into a double, Words that are weighty with nothing but trouble, Tinker-to-Evers-to-Chance. This brief poem, immortalized the Chicago Cubs' double-play combination: Shortstop Joe Tinker, second baseman Johnny Evers, and first baseman Frank Chance.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.