We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them

Christmas is over and Business is Business.

Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.