We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.

There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.

Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you can fool all of the people all of the time.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

Every time we tell anybody to cheer up, things might be worse, we run away for fear we might be asked to specify how.