I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar.

If a man keeps his trap shut, the world will beat a path to his door.

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

Nobody can write such ironic things unless he has a deep sense of injustice-injustice to those members of the race who are victims of the stupid, the pretentious and the hypocritical.

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.

One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.

We deny that it is fun to be saving. It is fun to be prodigal. Go to the butterfly, thou parsimonious sluggard; consider her ways and get wise.