Conscience: A small, still voice that makes minority reports.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

Life, lift the full goblet--away with all sorrow-- The circle of friendship what freedom would sever? To-day is our own, and a fig for to-morrow-- Here's to the Fourth and our country forever.

Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.

There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

Our notion of an optimist is a man who knowing that each year was worse than the preceding, thinks next year will be better. And a pessimist is a man who knows the next year can't be worse than the last one.