Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.

Having imagination, it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that, if you were unimaginative, would take you only a minute. Or you might not write the paragraph at all.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

As we see censorship it is a stupid giant traffic policeman answering "Yes" to "Am I my brother's copper?" He guards a one-way street and his semaphore has four signs, all marked "stop.

Day after day, night after night, my life at home is far from bright, but even home has more variety, than I can find in cafe society.

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.