I hate the pollyanna pest who says that all is for the best.
Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!
One man's pointlessness is another's barbed satire.
Money isn't everything, but lack of money isn't anything.
There is no accounting for tastes, as the woman said when someone told her her son was wanted by the police.
Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.