Count the day won, when the earth, turning on its axis, imposes no additional taxes

There are hundreds who can stand failure to one who can stand success; the good loser is far more common than the good winner.

To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Prohibition is an awful flop. We like it. It can't stop what it's meant to stop. We like it. It's left a trail of graft and slime It don't prohibit worth a dime It's filled our land with vice and crime, Nevertheless, we're for it.

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them