A critical part of Tantric Buddhism is a process of turning of the activities and experiences in your daily life into meditation.

Perception defines everything.

Life isn't complicated. The reason it appears complicated to you is because you are in a very distorted state of mind. That's the basic premise of Buddhism - that you're in a very distorted state of mind.

Existence is the awareness of awareness.

I have chosen to parody the writing styles of Carlos Castaneda, James Redfield, Richard Bach, Lynn Andrews, and several other best-selling new age authors.

Kundalini is seen as a serpent that can shoot up the shushumna, past the chakras, opening them all and bringing you into different states of awareness.

Maybe if you stopped asking "why" all the time, you might be happy. Leave it alone, you know? Life is happy.