I have chosen to parody the writing styles of Carlos Castaneda, James Redfield, Richard Bach, Lynn Andrews, and several other best-selling new age authors.

Meditation is the journey to happiness.

Real winning and losing all takes place at the meditation table. This is where the battles are. Winning is stopping thought. Losing is sitting there and being subjected to all kinds of ridiculous thoughts

There is another kind of wisdom, the wisdom of following - the wisdom of not taking the lead with your ego.

Tantric Zen is more suited for this age that we live in. It give you rules, but in a gentle way. It's not as demanding.

Just because you are innocent does not mean that others cannot harm you. History teaches us that lesson.

Sensitivity is a too-way street. When you are sensitive you can feel and appreciate, but you can also be injured more easily.