One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.

The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

The soldiers currently manning our sophisticated weaponry have room temperature IQ's.

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman.

You get rid of the fear of death by understanding that it is an integral fact of our existence. You do that through will and reason.

They were afraid, never having learned what I taught myself: Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear.