I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

The girl voice is always going to kill because they don't expect it.

I was a big fan of Rodney Dangerfield. He had this HBO Young Comedians Special and he'd always bring up new talent, and I loved that!

A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge. The main reason he got into it is to do what he is doing now: film and television work.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?