I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

At the time, it was a really funny joke [Fluffy] and I went back and forth with going against the joke or embrace it. I decided to embrace it and now we're talking about it, so it was a good call.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase new talent and so I'd like to continue to do stuff like that and help out the next guy.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

My material never comes out verbatim every time. I always tweak in a line, or tweak away a line, gain a couple tags or lose a couple tags. The timing is always off.

I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'