I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like "yeah he's a cute little kid" but I started, little by little, telling stories about people I'd met and expanded my voices.

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.

Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice.

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

There's been a lot of guys that come out of Texas who have made it really big. So it's not a geographic thing, it's a how hard are you willing to work for it.

I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'