I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?'

It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

Drinking can bring out a dude that has some issues.

As long as you have a director, that's your feedback. It's the director telling you, "Okay. That was great! Okay. Can we add a little? Can you tweak it like this? Can you make it more high pitched? Can you give it a little growl?"

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.

Why would anybody connect to someone who has everything going for them? It's the person who has faults that people want to connect to. So people identify with certain insecurities on stage and just by me talking about my diabetes people come up to me after the show and tell me "Gabe, my blood sugar is out of control and I feel you". That's the first thing they say, they say "I feel you!".