My material never comes out verbatim every time. I always tweak in a line, or tweak away a line, gain a couple tags or lose a couple tags. The timing is always off.

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it's really comfortable to drive and it's real techy inside. You look at the screen and it's blue and you've got all kinds of controls. Everything is digital.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.