I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

Honestly, I really don't like acting. I don't enjoy it. What I do like is going to a movie theatre and seeing my face on a poster. I like seeing my name on a poster. That is cool.

I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.

There's nowhere in the country that I can't go or won't go. I think it's because I've worked on making my show where everyone can understand it, everyone can relate to it, and no one feels like I'm alienating them.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.