I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

My material never comes out verbatim every time. I always tweak in a line, or tweak away a line, gain a couple tags or lose a couple tags. The timing is always off.

TV and film for me are not as exciting as the live stand-up show and getting the immediate reaction of the crowd. TV is a lot of hurry up and wait for your shot and less immediate reaction from people.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

[ The aim to be big] is not a joke about my size. It's just that I'm a dreamer, but I'm following through with it. I believe anyone can do it as long as they focus and have a game plan.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.