I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.

I remember seeing Eddie Murphy RAW and seeing people laughing and having a good time and that was the same response I was getting so I thought I was on to something.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.