I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

I know enough football to know that's funny!

Originally the big argument was that they wanted to call it "raw and uncut" and I told them I had a problem with that. When you say "raw" it implies that my show is dirty and that's not the case.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.