I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

I've already produced one hour specials for other comedians and I have a TV show called Stand Up Revolution where I showcase new talent and so I'd like to continue to do stuff like that and help out the next guy.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

Once I started doing specials I always incorporated "Fluffy" into it. But with Stand-Up Revolution, I left it out because I want it to be different for people. I'm there, yes, but it's something different.