Wearing a Hawaiian shirt, you don't ever come across as offensive. Nobody sees you as a threat. You see someone in a Hawaiian shirt, and you are like 'this guy is ready to party.'

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.

Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.

I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the network], and if I'm having a bad time, people know about it.

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!