People can relate to someone who isn't perfect.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

I'm always ready for TV. I don't have to edit my jokes - when you work clean, you can work anywhere.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.