People can relate to someone who isn't perfect.

I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I'm not fat. I'm fluffy!

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like "OK, I get it."

The girl voice is always going to kill because they don't expect it.