Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.

I go on the road all the time, but I'm only performing for two hours a night, and then I'll do a meet-and-greet, and then I'll get a bite to eat, get drunk, pass out, wake up the next day, sleeping the next day, sleeping off the hangover, and then I'm in the next city.

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.