I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

I don't wanna just be remembered for the funniest guy in my neighborhood.

I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.

I was not the popular kid in school.

I talked about the stuff so openly that people are able to connect and relate. I put everything out there [into the network], and if I'm having a bad time, people know about it.

I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like "yeah he's a cute little kid" but I started, little by little, telling stories about people I'd met and expanded my voices.