I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

I see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.

For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title.

My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.

People can relate to someone who isn't perfect.

Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!

I've got foundation jokes, the ones that got me where I am, so everything I do just builds on top of that.