I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I think the furthest I ever got was Guitar Hero. If I could start a band like that, I think I could do it.

In the beginning, when I was doing my shows, I was incorporating a lot of Spanish, just trying to be a Latino comic instead of just a comic. Now I try to make the show as broad as possible... I don't want to alienate people. I want to make it so everybody can follow along and everybody can relate.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

I got a brother who calls me Hollywood. Sisters kind of keep their distance. Even my mom is kind of like ahhh with me. Yeah dude, it really sucks. And I wish things were different. Unfortunately, they don't understand everything I go through on a day to day basis to be able to maintain what I'm doing.

Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.