I'm never home. I miss birthdays. I miss holidays. I miss anniversaries. I miss special moments. I'm not always there for important times, because I'm out on the road trying to make people laugh. I give up my privacy. I give up the ability to walk somewhere and relax.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

Anyone who's seen my specials knows I don't put out the same stuff twice.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

It's not an overnight thing. I can legitimately say I've been working my ass off for a long time and the fact that I'm getting this concert movie is perfect because it's coming at just the right time in my life.

Originally the big argument was that they wanted to call it "raw and uncut" and I told them I had a problem with that. When you say "raw" it implies that my show is dirty and that's not the case.