I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

That was the challenge. How can you tell the story here and make sure it goes the same way on the other side of the world?

It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

[Making people laugh] was a secret dream I kept and I didn't tell anybody about it until I was about 18.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!

I'm a big fan of Kiss. Gene Simmons, he's all into marketing and branding. You name it, there's some type of product with Kiss' name on it. Studying people like that, you see guys have hooks and there are reasons people are successful.