I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

And I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

Early on when I started talking about my weight, it was self-deprecating; everything was a joke.

Aside from producing I want to direct but I'm also going to get back out on the road.

Now people are coming up to meet me at my shows and they're doing my bits! One guy earlier was at 7-11 and he comes up to me and goes "you want a falcon?".

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.