I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

I have very nice cars. I never get to drive them, because I'm never home.

I just recently crossed over into Europe. They're showing my special Hot and Fluffy in Europe and selling the DVD there too. And they're doing the same thing in Australia and Canada. And I think the biggest part was I did the special in a predominantly Latino area, but I kept the show mainstream and across the board.

People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.

I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences. I cross the board.

Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.