I like to tell old jokes on stage after about an hour, or an hour and a half. I'll bring those old ones back because the fans love them.
Gabriel IglesiasAnd I don't want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that's still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.
Gabriel IglesiasI see a lot of nice hotels, but I never really get to enjoy the cities, because I have to be on a plane the next day.
Gabriel IglesiasSome people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.
Gabriel Iglesias