Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it.

I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like "yeah he's a cute little kid" but I started, little by little, telling stories about people I'd met and expanded my voices.

Be personal, and original. Try to work clean. Stay away from topical material, as it does not allow you to craft it to make it better for later. And always remember that it is the fans who will make you or break you.

I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.

You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.