I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.

Now I understand why people do drugs, why people drink, and why people go crazy. As the success level goes up and up and up, the further detached I get from everybody else. Luckily, with my girlfriend, everything is gravy because I brought her into it. I brought her in and she's very hands on with my career.

I did Popeye and Ronald Reagan and everybody was saying things like "yeah he's a cute little kid" but I started, little by little, telling stories about people I'd met and expanded my voices.

Believe it or not, I've got a really bad metabolism. One burger and I'm done. I'm not a guy that puts away 10 burgers.

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.